Yes, I forgot both my username AND password

I am still washing my clothes in the pail. Let's see, broke $100.00 bluetooth (spontaneously felt off my ear at the courthouse and busted open on the pavement. Still is in my glove box and mocks me with it's blue glow every time I mess with it. Just won't work) Replaced with a $50.00 verson. Lost the cell phone, (delivered two dozen roses to someone who wasn't home. Called them on the phone and first they said to have the neighbor across the street hold them for customer, and then they changed their mind, and had me place them inside their classic mustage in their driveway. Was only like a 90 degree day. . . But I think it fell off into their car.) Phone insurance covered it for $40.00. New phone came with snazzy leather cover and a car charger. Almost worth the $40.00. The land line was disconnected because I made two payments using the old account number. I kept wondering why the bill wasn't going down. . . Reconnected after two hours on hold with Verizon. They hung up on me four times. Might get $200.00 reinburst to me Sewer line clogged up. Another $65.00. Had to put the car in the shop, did the kicking thing again while shifting up, engine light came on, then off around an half hour later. The dealer was able to diagnose this time, sensor for telling the tranine to shift was out on wheels. Covered by warranty (thank you God). Still makes that funny winding down noise when I take my foot off the gas, thou. Yes, September was a fun month wasn't it?